Feat—A noteworthy or extraordinary act or achievement, usually displaying boldness, skill, etc. A specialized skill, profession.
I thought about this word a lot in Uganda. Oooooh, the simple things in life. Hot showers, cold drinks. I tried to will my beer to chill!!! What could I do? Dig a hole in the ground? Bury it? Submerge it in the cool water we “bathe” in? Limited resources cause a girl to be a lot more dexterous than she typically is. I know it sounds silly, but these are the little things that started to drive me crazy by the end of it all. What? No refrigerator? No ice??? Oh man.
The “bathing” was rough as well. I like being clean. I don’t understand how all the Ugandans look spic n span pretty much all the time and I’m a mess. They wear white shoes and they actually stay white. The men wear suits and they don’t sweat. My favorite beautiful white skirt is now the reddish color of their dirt. There was a shower where we were staying, but the water was so cold!!! (The only place to find cold fluid) So because of this Natalya and I opted to “bathe” in a basin we each had in our rooms. These basins were about 2 feet wide by 1 foot deep. I warmed water three times in the teakettle to fill it. I felt like that guy in the cartoon that dives off the diving board into a tiny bucket of water. Trying to sufficiently clean oneself in this TINY vessel proved to be a feat as well.
Natalya, two friends and I took a small weekend trip to Lake Mburo National Park (google it, it’s lovely) and were very happy to see big showers and (generally) clean toilets (Sometimes toilets are just holes in the ground…I got used to it) WITH TOILET PAPER! Hooray. The four of us went for a jog in the morning, which was so lovely, and when we returned to our lodging Natalya and I wanted to hop in the showers as SOON as possible so that the cold water would cool us down instead of shock us into hypothermia. As girly girls, we had all of our lovely smelling toiletries and soaps and razors to shave our legs sufficiently and there was even decent water pressure. Boys on boys’ side and girls on girls’ side all showering at the same time. Half way through this, soapy hair and body, the water reduces to a trickle, and then finally stops all together. Natalya and I immediately start screaming and complaining—soap in our eyes. “This sucks! Do you have water???” “No!” The boys, however, still had water in their showers. “Are you all finished yet?! Hurry! We don’t have any water left!” After 15 minutes of Jude saying, “Don’t come over here! I’m not finished yet!” and Natalya and I trying different faucets and sinks, they finally finished. They got their butts out of their bathroom so Natalya and I could rush in to finish up. As soon as we got into those showers—low and behold—the water stops! Shite. We ended up having to rinse each other’s hair out with our last water bottle. After that fiasco we were back on the road again……